I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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