Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
is wine microwaveable?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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