you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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