It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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