Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
