You're completely useless in the revolution.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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