i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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