what if I'm pregnant?
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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