Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Even my vagina gasped.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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