ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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