Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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