Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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