Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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