i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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