my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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