CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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