She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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