perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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