Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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