whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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