How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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