he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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