check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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