I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
