wake up i wanna do it froggy style
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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