I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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