she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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