Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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