we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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