she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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