I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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