I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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