What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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