that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
How's work?
Spinning.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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