My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
