so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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