i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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