no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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