singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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