Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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