she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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