Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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