# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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