i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We named our party play list daddy issues
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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