I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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