Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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