He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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