I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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