I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
