What a fucking waste of an outfit
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I still have a little drunk in my system
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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