I heard we made out
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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