He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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