I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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