There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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