We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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