You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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