Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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