I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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